1. He looks evil.
2. He's a bully. He likes to sneak up on Katie and generally torture her. Eat if she wants to eat, he runs her off from the food spot. He likes to take her toys and do everything in his power to annoy her. He Jumps on her when she's drinking, tackles her, bats at her tail. If Katie goes in a closet or small space, he'll wait on the outside to attack her when she comes out.
3. He gets his breakfast at about 6:35 every morning. If he hasn't had his breakfast by 7 a.m. he'll start making as much noise as possible and come wake me up.
4. He once woke me up by punching me in the face.
5. He also likes to barf at 5 a.m. on the bedroom carpet. That's a pretty evil wakeup call.
6. He likes to bat at my hair when I'm doing situps.
7. He finds all sorts of things he's not to have. He'll try and eat spare buttons or clothing tags he finds on the carpet.
8. Drug addiction: Once I came home to find him rolling around in a pile of catnip he broke out of a cabinet. (He can break into cabinets!!!) He was stoned out of his mind. He's quite addicted to kitty drugs.
9. Ego. He will take food off of your plate. Even if you're looking. He is completely unapologetic about ruling the roost.
10. He uses the couch as a scratching post. Also, one of his favorite activities is shredding paper towels.
Bonus Gunnar facts:
When I try to pet him, he likes to bite me.
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